Eating at the Table Etiquette
Unlike in online poker I kind of hate seeing players eat at the table during a live poker game. Not only does it slow the action down most often, but there’s something unsanitary about it it makes my skin crawl. Poker chips, like all money, are passed from hand to hand constantly, getting rubbed against anything else anybody happened to touch. To want to eat while handling cards and money at the same time seems to me about as unappetizing as watching a dog roll around in his own filth.
If you are just so embedded in the online poker action at your table that you can’t bear to step away for a couple rounds to go sit down at the buffet and grab a bite, being careful to keep the cards and chips and table clean is a huge consideration. Not only for your own bacterial safety (maybe you are less effete than I am, bless you), but out of respect for your opponents. Nobody wants to get dealt two cards slathered in the grease off of your fried chicken. What would your mother think? Have some common courtesy, and think of what if it were you.
Oh, and don’t chew with your mouthful. It’s a nasty habit. Thanks. Stick to playing poker online.